What is Green, Slimy…
What is Green, Slimy, and Smells like Pork?Kermit’s Dick
REALLY DUMB Joke
There was a man who entered a local paper’s pun contest.He sent in ten...
Camping Trip
Sally, a blonde, goes on her first camping trip. Her husband, who was a...
The truth about beer.
Yesterday, after extensive testing, scientists revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones…...
He was un hoppy!
|Why was the frog down in the mouth?He was un hoppy!
A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man…
A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man accidentally swallowed his...
Tracking a Shoo-be-doo-be
Q: What do you look for when you’re tracking a shoo-be-doo-be?A: Shoo-be-doo-be-doo.
Typist
A little girl was diligently pounding away on her father’s word processor. She told...
What’s the purpose of a bellybutton?
What’s the purpose of a bellybutton?To put your gum in on the way down.
How do you know when you’ve satisfied a redhead?
Q: How do you know when you’ve satisfied a redhead?A: She unties you.