To Have Him Back
“Oh, Laura!” cried her neighbor, “I’m so very sorry to hear about the loss...
Blondes and Bras
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A Martha Stewart Christmas
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Jonesie The Great Lion Hunter
A small village was troubled by a man-eating lion. So its leaders senta message...
Polish Plane Landing
Polish Air Lines flight 113 was descending for a landing at anairport they had...
Lollihops!
|What’s a toads favorite sweet?Lollihops!
There are three 3rd Grade girls…
There are three 3rd Grade girls, a blonde, a brunnett, and a red-head.Q. Which...
Car Acronyms
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Where are the fingers?
Jon’s working at the lumberyard, pushing a tree through the buzz saw, and accidentally...
A midget walks into the doctors and says…
A midget walks into the doctors and says, “Doc, I’ve got these fuckingitchy balls...