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To stop her 4-year old daughter from biting her nails, her mother tells her...
Blowing Chunks!
Ok, so a man walks into a bar in Denver and goes to the...
Good/Bad Girls
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Rejected Greeting Card Sentiments
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From one of Tom Clancy books…
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Razorback Hogs
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I would like to havea second opinion
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The damn ham
Once there was a preacher’s wife who went into a bakery and asked the...