yo mama is so fat… restaurant
Yo mama’s so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn’t get a...
Nearly Fatal Clock
A wife complains, “A wall clock almost killed my mother-in-law today. It fell only...
The little boy comes home from school and asks mom…
The little boy comes home from school and asks mom, “Where do babies come...
Dimple and Flat Forehead
Q: Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a...
For the man I love.
A fellow in a bar notices a woman, always alone, come in on a...
The carburettor
“The car won’t start,” aid a wife to her husband. “I think there’s water...
Two young brothers, aged 5 and 6…
Two young brothers, aged 5 and 6, are listening through the keyhole as their...
Gas stations..
Why do they always lock the bathroom doors at gas stations?Are they afraid someone...
A morese-quito!
|What has 6 legs, bits and talks in code?A morese-quito!