Scorcher Murphy
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Wife Is a Car Feature
Over the weekend, Steve bought a new car. He was so excited about it...
Whats worse than shit on Olivia Newton Johns face?
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What is the difference between “ooh” and “aah?”
What’s the difference between “ooh” and “aah?” -About three inches.
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If you cloned Henry IV…
If you cloned Henry IV, would he be Henry V, or Henry IV Part...
The Dreams
A husband and wife had been fighting for 3-4 days.The next morning they got...
A man was being interviewed for a job…
A man was being interviewed for a job. “Were you in the service?” ask...
A waitress walks up to one of her tables in…
A waitress walks up to one of her tables in a New York Cityrestaurant...
Penis Tax
New IRS Tax PolicyGOVERNMENT NOTICEJanuary 1, 1995To: All Male TaxpayersFrom: IRSRE: Notice of Increase...