Christ Not Polish
Why wasn’t Christ born in Poland?Because they couldn’t find three wisemen and a virgin!
What’s the difference between a nun and a woman…
What’s the difference between a nun and a woman taking a shower?The nun has...
The Cowboy Code
THE COWBOY CODE1. A cowboy removes his hat when entering the presence of a...
Frog on the head
A man walks into a doctors office one day with a frog on his...
There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle…
There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle drinking from a river...
Mary was having an affair during the day while…
Mary was having an affair during the day while her husband,John, was at work....
State Capitals Are:
A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being called a dumb blonde....
A man had been drinking at the bar for hours…
A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned somethingabout...
Behold I Cometh!
A young minister had just got out of the seminary, got his first church,...
Telegram received from ex-employee
Telegram received from ex-employee:”Fuck you. I quit. Strong message to follow.”