I’ve never understood why women love cats…
I’ve never understood why women love cats.Cats are independent, they don’t listen,they don’t come...
Why have not Women landed on the Moon?
Why haven’t Women landed on the Moon? – Because it doesn’t need cleaning yet!
New Year Resolutions for Pets
|15. I will not eat other animals’ poop. 14. I will not lick my...
They Eloped
First Convict: I heard the Warden’s daughter up and married a guy down on...
Best Pickup Lines I’ve Used
The word of the day is “LEGS”, let’s go back to my place and...
There was this fisherman that always had a good day fishing…
There was this fisherman that always had a good day fishing. His friend, the...
This old man!
A grizzled old man was eating in a truck stop when three Hell’s Angels...
Fastest Thing In The World
There were 4 guys sitting in a bar. One of them decided to play...
Corporate Travel Guidelines
Due to budget constraints, the following corporate policies are announced regarding employees traveling on...
Act of Generosity
A woman was chatting with her next-door neighbor…”I feel real good today. I started...