Lipstick Stains
Q: Why are there lip stick stains on the steering wheel after ablonde drives...
Wedding Toasts 6
The groom, upon his engagement, went to his father and said, “I’ve found a...
How long?
This blond teenage dragged her boyfriend to the court on paternity issue.The lawyer asked,...
Let me out!!!
You’re in a room with no doors and no windows, and all you have...
His And Hers Road Trip
HERS: Pulls off at wrong exit. Opens window. Asks directions from a knowledgeable police...
Nowhere, Vermont
Nowhere, VermontSam had been in the hectic newspaper business for twenty-five years when he...
Homer Simpson Laugh-Lines!
Oh, yeah, what are you gonna do? Release the dogs? Or the bees? Or...
Computer help stories
|AUSTIN, Texas – The exasperated help-line caller said she couldn’t get her new Dell...
Wee Jordy
One day wee jordy was out walking with his lass in the fields of...
Ignored
Patient walks into a doctor’s office. Patient: Doctor, people ignore me. Doctor: Next!