The Splatted Toad
Why did the toad cross the road?TO Show his girlfriend he has GUTS!
So this Mexican dude was taking a piss on the side of a building…
So this Mexican dude was taking a piss on the side of a buildingand...
The funniest blonde jokes
I knew a blonde that was so stupid that……. she called me to get...
Ladies Track
What’s the difference between a womens track team and a tribe of pigmee’s?The pigmee’s...
Social Security Sex
Two men were talking. “So, how’s your sex life?” “Oh, nothing special. I’m having...
A Few Ways to know if you are a Redneck
If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say “Coolwip”...
TWO NUNS AND A BLIND MAN
TWO NUNS AND A BLIND MANTwo nuns are ordered to paint a room in...
Why Divorce Now?
After 40 years of marriage, Jimmy decides to leave Katherine.She starts crying and then...
Low Sex Drive
An extremely old man visits his doctor and tells him, “I need my sex...
Where lawers come from
An anxious woman goes to her doctor. “Doctor,” she asks nervously, “canyou get pregnant...