Yard Work Sign Language
Yard Work Sign LanguageA couple is doing yard work and the wife goes to...
No Jobs.
Q: Why do so many black people move to Detroit?A: Because they heard there...
They where playing for the cup
|Why were the flies playing football in saucer?They where playing for the cup!
Operas that never made it
|Britten: A Midsummer Nightmare.Mozart: The Magic Tuba.Puccini: La Bamba.Rossini: The Plumber of Seville.Verdi: Rigatoni.
A sad mourner
A man placed some flowers on the grave of his departed mother and started...
Does it hurt when you do this?
|Doctor: Does it hurt when you do this?Patient: Yes.Doctor: Well, don’t do that.
Things never to say to a cop
1. I can’t reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)...
Birds and Bees
A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter...
Outrageous Flirting Lines
You can’t be real. May I pinch you to see if I’m dreaming?Hey, didn’t...
Ouch
“What happened?” asked the hospital visitor of the heavily bandaged man sitting up in...