Backward Santa
As a little girl climbed onto Santa’s lap, Santa asked the usual, “And what...
Deck of Cards
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking that I’m a deck of cards!Psychiatrist: Sit over there...
Two Meaningless Words
Q: Name two words that have no meaning.A: Supercalifragilisticexpialodocious and detente.
The Hundred Nuns
One day in the convent the nuns had their morning prayer session. At the...
A mammoth!
|What’s the biggest moth in the world?A mammoth!
Like to screw?
It’s the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date.He’s a...
Caught Speeding.
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the...
Full House!
Little Johnny has a question, so he goes around the house to find his...
Golden Anniversary
An aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen...
The Jew, American, and Pollack.
Three paratroopers, a Jew, an American, and a Pollack are to throw a hand...