Things Found Only In America
1. Only in America…… can a pizza get to your house faster than an...
Why Canadian Hospitals Are Cheaper
The Vancouver Sun, Thursday, 18 March 1993, page A13 lead headline “United...
Blondes and Bras
How can you tell if a blonde stuffs her bra? They’ll be square because...
Your Dad’s Like Cement
You dad’s like cement, it takes him two days to get hard!
Best Foot Forward
What usually happens when a man puts his best foot forward?It ends up in...
Day after Christmas.
It’s the day after Christmas and young Johnny rides his new bike up to...
A man walked into the bar and there was a gorilla…
A man walked into the bar and there was a gorillasitting on a barstool.The...
Health condition
The Queen of England was visiting one of Canada’s top hospitals, and during her...
Lost Fingers
A man working at a lumberyard is pushing a tree through a saw when...
Coat Hanger
Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat?A: In...