Give 100%
ALWAYS GIVE 100% AT WORK:12% Monday 23% Tuesday 40% Wednesday 20% Thursday 5% Friday
How do you know when you’ve satisfied a redhead?
Q: How do you know when you’ve satisfied a redhead?A: She unties you.
Mom took little johnny to the doctor…
Mom took little johnny to the doctor for lacerations on his penis.Doc. said, how...
True Story
True Story about my 14 month old grandson, Alex:We took him to the local...
The Perfect Day
- Her 8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses 9:00 5 lbs lighter on...
A Blonde’s Dream
One day a blonde kept having the same weird dream everyday, so she went...
lawyer and a mosquito
|What’s the difference between a lawyer and a mosquito?A mosquito drops off you when...
A veterinarian surgeon…
A veterinarian surgeon had had a hell of a day, but when he got...
Forgive me I have sinned…
A man goes to the confessional and begins “Forgive me Father, for I have...
Schizophrenia
What is the best thing about schizophrenia?You’re never alone!