Chicken and Horse
A chicken and a horse were playing in a meadow. The horse falls into...
The requirements of this job
|Employer: “In this job we need someone who is responsible.”Applicant: “I’m the one you...
Stressed
Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I’m under such a lot of stress, I...
Automotive horror
|As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering,...
Ethnic Goldmine! – Part III
Q: What is Iraq’s national bird? A: Duck! ——————— Q: How many Newfies does...
What’s the best thing about turning 65?
What’s the best thing about turning 65?No more calls from insurance salesmen.
Dead Or Alive
An office exec was interviewing a blonde for an assistant position, and wanted to...
Women…rules men wish you would learn!
RULES MEN WISH WOMEN KNEW:If you think you’re ugly, you probably are. Don’t ask...
Talking Dog
A guy walks into a bar with his dog. They both go up to...
Normal traffic stop
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...