Blonde screen door
Q:How is a blonde and a screen door alike? A:The harder you bang them...
Honda, Honda!
A businessman was in Japan to make a presentation to the Toyota motor people....
Knickerless
Joe is sitting on a train across from a busty blonde wearing a tiny...
What is the first symptom of AIDS?
What is the first symptom of AIDs?A hard, deep, pounding sensation in your ass.
A tough case was being argued in court…
A tough case was being argued in court. The defense attorney,feeling that he was...
Dating Terms
LOVE AT 1st SIGHT – what occurs when two extremely horny, but not entirely...
What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?
What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?They both live off dead Beatles.
How do you catch an elephant?
How do you catch an elephant?First you dig a big hole, and fill it...
What is long, black, and smelly?
What is long, black, and smelly? – The unemployment line.
Two men met at a bar and struck up a conversation…
Two men met at a bar and struck up a conversation.After a while one...