Unmarried In BMW
Q: What do you call an unmarried blond in a BMW?A: Divorcee.
Equally qualified
Young man Murphy applied for an engineering position at an Irish firm based in...
58 Actual Newspaper Headlines
58 Actual Newspaper Headlines(collected by journalists)1. Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says2....
Pretend You’re A Statue
A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening...
A man spoke frantically into the phone…
A man spoke frantically into the phone: “My wife is pregnant and her contractions...
Humor about Leprechauns
|An aging man lived alone in Ireland. His only son was in Long Kesh...
Three-legged Dog
A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West.He sidles up to...
Modem Addiction
“Did you know that last month’s (expletive) phone bill is over $450?” my wife...
Zit?
Q: What do you call a zit on a blonde’s butt?A: A brain tumor.
A long-haired youth was hitchhiking through the deep South…
A long-haired youth was hitchhiking through the deep South.He got a ride from a...