Say After Sex
Q: What do blondes say after sex?A1: “Thanks, Guys!”A2: “Are you boys all in...
Lion Tamer
wo unemployed guys are talking. One says, “I’m going to become a lion tamer.”...
Two fools are about to go flying
|Two morons stand on a cliff with their arms outstretched. One has some budgies...
Knock Knock Jokes 3
Knock Knock Who’s there? Alva! Alva who? Alva heart! Knock Knock Who’s there? Alvin!...
A very modest lady applied for a job…
A very modest lady applied for a job at the factory where they made...
Clinton and the Beer Cans
Back when Bill Clinton and Hillary got married Bill told her, “There’s one thing...
In And Out Of Puddles
A guy walks into a bar holding three ducks. He sets them on the...
Free drinks for everyone
|One night, a drunk comes stumbling into a bar and says to the bartender:...
Sharing everything
|A young man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at McDonald’s. He...
Beltway Holdups
TRAFFIC JAM A man on his way home from work at the Pentagon came...