The Special Olympics
Q: What’s better than winning 4 gold medals at the special olympics?A: Not being...
The Insensitive Gorilla
A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo. They are standing in frontof...
Finding the “perfect” mate.
An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the God-given responsibility to marry the perfect...
User song and music
|User(To the tune of Beck’s “Loser”)In the day of sysop nerds I was a...
I got a great Polish joke
A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer and says to the bartender,...
His miracle drinks!
A man is waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctor comes in...
What is the last thing Jesus Christ said to the Teamsters?
What is the last thing Jesus Christ said to the Teamsters?”Don’t do anything ’till...
How Specs Live Forever
The US Standard railroad gauge (distance between the rails) is 4 feet, 8.5 inches....
What dreams mean
After she woke up, a woman told her husband, “I just dreamedthat you gave...
Indiana and Blonde Difference
Q: What’s the difference between Indiana and a blonde?A: A blonde has larger hills...