Paddy the Puddy Cat sitter…
One day O’Leary decided to visit his friend Paddy and ask him for a...
Horse Sense
An out-of-towner accidentally drives his car into a deep ditch on the side of...
Daffynitions!
Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s. Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What...
The Speed of Time by Age
The Speed of Time by Age 0-9 Extremely slow. Even a trip to the...
What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?
What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?Fur traders.
Bass jokes
|Q: Why did the bass player get mad at the timpanist?A: He turned a...
A kid’s view on marriage
|What Exactly Is Marriage?”Marriage is when you get to keep your girl and don’t...
A man is almost about to die
|As he lay on his deathbed, the man confided to his wife, “I cannot...
Would you please do me a favor?
|A dentist, after completing work on a patient, came to him begging.Dentist: Could you...
What is the first symptom of AIDS?
What is the first symptom of AIDs?A hard, deep, pounding sensation in your ass.