The Chair
A professor invented a lie detecting chair. Whenever anybody sitting in it told a...
Did you hear about Adolph, the brown-nosed reindeer?
Did you hear about Adolph, the brown-nosed reindeer? He could run as fast as...
I Want To Be Weighed
The young playboy took a blind date to an amusement park. They went for...
Three breasted hooker
There’s this man who’s taking a walk around the red light districtuntil he passes...
Blonde and Toothbrush
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a toothbrush?A: You don’t let your...
Big 10 Inch
Two friends were in a bar drinking a beer when one pulled out a...
This must be heaven
|So this trumpet player dies. When he reaches is everlasting reward, the guy in...
Light Bulb Jokes Galore!
Q: How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?...
Wrong Answer!
A wife asks her husband, “Honey, if I died, would you remarry?”"After a considerable...
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Your mamma’s so fat when she wears a yellow rain coast outside I yell...