What is worse than a dead dog on your piano?
Q: What is worse than a dead dog on your piano?A: An infected pussy...
A man walks into a jewellers shop…
A man walks into a jewellers shop, unzips his trousers and placeshis tool upon...
How come nobody from Mexico is ever in the olympics?
How come nobody from Mexico is ever in the olympics?Because everybody that can Run,...
Fishing on the lake
|A famous admiral and an equally famous general were fishing together when a sudden...
Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia?
Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia?Everyone has the same DNA.
The first reindeer seen in a bar
|One evening, in a busy lounge in the deep south, a reindeer walked in...
Don’t Say to Pregnant Wife
Things Not To Say To Your Pregnant Wife After Her Ultrasound1) Thirsty? 2) Where...
There are four basic types of chain letters: I
There are four basic types of chain letters:~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Chain Letter Type IHello, and thank you...
Where Did You Get The Idea?
On the way home from the party, the woman said to her husband, “Have...
My wife…
My wife’s gone to the West Indies.J’ya make’er?No, Barbados.