Motivations
Two men are talking. The first sez, “I got married because I was tired...
Small…
True story:About a week ago, I broke my ankle (in three places) and was...
Rodney Dangerfield Top One-Liners!
A girl phoned me the other day and said …. Come on over, there’s...
The Perfect Day – Him and Her
The Perfect Day – Her 8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses 9:00 5...
Little Johnny helps Grandma.
One day, Grandma sent her grandson Johnny down to the water hole to get...
Cat’s Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleepI pray this cushy life to keepI pray...
Job Function at M&M
Q: What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory?A: Proof reading.
Surgical Error
A man goes into the hospital for a vasectomy.Shortly after he recovers from his...
Corruption
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness....
What is 18 inches long and makes women scream all night ?
What’s 18 inches long and makes women scream all night ?Crib death.