Man’s Worst Nightmare
What’s a man’s worst nightmare?1) The Super Bowl is pre-empted by a soap opera....
I\\\’m Invisible
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m invisible. Psychiatrist: What!…who said that?
Blondes and Buildings
2 BLONDES WALK INTO A BUILDING….. WOULDN’T YOU THINK AT LEAST ONE OF THEM...
Female Comebacks
Man: Haven’t I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that’s why I don’t go...
Two men met at a bar and struck up a conversation…
Two men met at a bar and struck up a conversation.After a while one...
Twelve Inch Pianist
This guy walks into a bar, pulls out a tiny piano and stool, and...
So this guy was out on his front lawn flying a kite…
So this guy was out on his front lawn flying a kite,he was really...
Sit On Newspaper
Q: Why did the deaf blonde sit on a newspaper?A: So she could lip...
All numbers are equal
|Theorem: All numbers are equal.Proof: Choose arbitrary a and b, and let t =...
Naughty, Naughty
One day a man came home from work to find his wife crying hysterically...