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Are computers males or females? You decide. TOP 5 REASONS WHY COMPUTERS MUST BE...
To Stop The Polish Cavalry
Q: How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?A: Turn off the carousel.
You’re not a kid anymore when…
You know you’re not a kid anymore when…You’re asleep, but others worry that you’re...
Stand up nuts!
The recreational director of a mental hospital wanted to take a wellbehaved group of...
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Scary Seven
Whiy is six afraid of seven?Because seven eight nine!
Bill and Hillary are at a restaurant…
Bill and Hillary are at a restaurant. The waiter tells them tonight’s special is...