Virus Alert
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Wise men never marry…
Wise men never marry and when they marry they become otherwise.
Why is a violist like a terrorist?
Q: Why is a violist like a terrorist?A: They both fuck up bowings.
Better Late Than Never?……..
Ninety-four-year-old Mrs. Hatcher showed up at her lawyer’s office one Monday morning. “I want...
Redneck Bonanza!
Q: What do a redneck divorce and a tornado have in common?A: Either way...
Successful Operation
One Polish surgeon asks another: “How did the operation go?”"The operation was a success,...
What’s the difference between women and men?
What’s the difference between women and men?One has morning sickness, the other has morning...
A young wife, her boorish husband and a young good looking…
A young wife, her boorish husband and a young good looking sailor wereshipwrecked on...
Elephant
What do you get when you cross a fish and an elephant? SWIMMING TRUNKS...
What’s the difference between a whale and a dyke?
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