Why cannibals do not eat comedians?
Why don’t cannibals eat comedians?They taste funny.
Fortunate ingenuity
A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard. The little...
Bad Date Signs!
Not only is she a little young, but you’re sure that you used to...
What is so great about being a dick?
What’s so great about being a dick ? 1) You’ve got a head with...
Keep the Motor Running
It was the stir of the town when an 80-year-old man married a 20-year-old...
Cost to Get Married?
The little boy asked his dad one evening, “Daddy, how much does it cost...
Blonde Inventions!
The top 10 inventions by Blondes:1) The water-proof towel 2) Solar powered flashlight 3)...
Two men walked into a bar
|Two men walked into a bar.You would think at least one of them would...
Measuring on the job
|There were three Aggies; one crane operator, one pole climber, one guide. The guide...
Do you know what a Yankee is?
Do you know what a Yankee is?Same as a quickie, except you’re by yourself