Mole Smells
There was a mamma mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole. They lived...
Not a foot
An extremely drunk man looking for a whorehouse stumblesinto a Podiatrist’s office instead and...
How to make an ugly baby…
Q: What sexual position do you use to make an ugly baby?A: Ask your...
Offended
Three honeymoon couples find themselves in adjacent rooms in a hotel.As they are getting...
User song and music
|User(To the tune of Beck’s “Loser”)In the day of sysop nerds I was a...
Quick Witted Boy
There was a boy who worked in the produce section of the supermarket.A man...
Holy Camel
A Priest, a Nun, and a Camel are crossing the desert.The camel falls dead.Before...
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?
What do you call a lawyer with an IQ of 50?Your Honor.
Caught napping excuses!
Some quick thinking to get out of the “caught napping jam!”…They told me at...
Are you talking to me?
|At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness....