Lawyer Means…
What’s the definition of lawyer? The larval form of a politician.
Travel in a sailboat
|The banker fell overboard from a friend’s sailboat.The friend grabbed a life preserver, held...
Top Ten Least Popular Stephen King Novels
Top Ten Least Popular Stephen King Novels10. “The Man Who Died of Old Age”9....
Best Foot Forward
What usually happens when a man puts his best foot forward?It ends up in...
One fall day Dave was out raking leaves when he noticed…
One fall day Dave was out raking leaves when he noticed a hearse slowly...
Panties
President Clinton was seen walking around the White House one day recently. Laying across...
A henpecked husband…
A henpecked husband was advised by a psychiatrist to asserthimself. “You don’t have to...
A 70-year-old man has never been married…
A 70-year-old man has never been married. One day he meets a beautiful 17-year-old...
Return your keys
|Before a friend’s wedding reception, we passed out keys (blanks) to several girls and...
Lawyers
A man calls his lawyers office. When the receptionist answers the phone he asks...