Maggot Thatcher!
|Who is the worm’s Prime Minister?Maggot Thatcher!
Lawyers Abode (Classic)
Saint Peter was having a slow day at the Pearly Gates so he took...
Kind of awkward
A guy goes to a girl’s house for the first time and she shows...
An Orgasmic Problem
A woman went in to see a therapist and said, “I’ve got a big...
A man is driving down the freeway…
A man is driving down the freeway when he sees a sign thatsays; “Get...
What Do You Get When…
Q: What do you get when you cross a midget with a prostitute?A: A...
Drummer problems
|A musical director was having a lot of trouble with one drummer. He talked...
The Facelift
A woman decided to have a face lift for her birthday. She spent $5000...
The infertile patient!
After much soul searching and having determined the husband was infertile, the childless couple...
The black baby.
Q: What did the black baby say to its mother when it had diarrhea?...