Dictionary for women
|Argument (ar*gyou*ment) n. A discussion that occurs when you’re right, but he just hasn’t...
The camping trip.
Ron and James had been camping together for a week when they finally had...
That Rubber Thingy…
An old man gets on a crowded bus and no one gives him a...
What’s in a name anyway.
Two very elderly ladies were enjoying the sunshine on a park bench in Miami....
Zit?
Q: What do you call a zit on a blonde’s butt?A: A brain tumor.
Do you know me?
|A small town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand in a...
I\\\’m a Dustbin
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a dustbin. Psychiatrist: Don’t talk such rubbish!
Early withdrawals
The husband was furious when he found out the checking account was empty. When...
Drawing God
A kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children whilethey were drawing. She walked...
Accountant in Heaven
|An accountant dies and goes to Heaven. He reaches the pearly gates and is...