Safety tip
Safety Tip:Calculus and automobiles don’t mix — never drink and derive
A woman’s random thoughts!
Skinny people irritate me! Especially when they say things like, “You know sometimes I...
They can lighten your load!
|Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?They can lighten your load!
Spin doctors!
|What kind of doctors are like spiders?Spin doctors!
Legs
What does the left leg of a nymphomaniac say to her right leg? Nothing,...
Bubba and Junior!
Two good ol’ boys, Bubba and Junior get promoted from Privates to Sergeants.Not long...
Lone Ranger and Tonto…
The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar one day and sat down...
What’s the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky’s mouth?
What’s the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky’s mouth?1 U.S. leader
An emergency landing
|According to “The Australian,” an airliner recently encountered severe vibration in flight.The captain decided...
You have an Internet addiction when . . .
|You kiss your girlfriend’s home page.A VRML virtual walk through a park is your...