What should you give a man who has everything?
What should you give a man who has everything? Penicillin
The story of a very short man
|A man walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, give me two shots.” Bartender...
Two law partners leave their office and go to lunch…
Two law partners leave their office and go to lunch. In the middle of...
What do pub landlords say in Kosovo at chucking out time?
Q. What do pub landlords say in Kosovo at chucking out time?A. “Come on...
Grandpa is fine.
A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandfather in the hospital.”How are you grandpa?”...
Why did the woman with P.M.S. cross the road?
Why did the woman with P.M.S. cross the road? She just did, alright!!
During the Six Day War…
During the Six Day War, this division of Arabs is making its way across...
Appeal
An attorney passed on and found himself in heaven. But not at all happy...
So one sperm says to the other…
So one sperm says to the other “When do we get to the ovaries?”The...
Ho-down!
Why do black men not go square dancing?Every time some one yells “hoe down”,...