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A man goes into a bar with his pet octopus…
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Three older ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, “Sometimes I...
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This man was sitting quietly reading his paper one morning, peacefully enjoying himself, when...
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Cross mouse cards!
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If Fisher Price ran Christmas…
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The price decides everything
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some...