The Blondes and the Spaghetti
What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?They both wiggle when you eat them.
Stupid Insults 23/31
One node short of a network. One of the early failures of electroshock therapy....
Sacramento Kings Fan or Lakers Fan?
A Kindergarten teacher tells her class she’s a BIG Lakers fan.She’s really excited about...
Some time ago Mr. Clinton was hosting a state dinner…
Some time ago Mr. Clinton was hosting a state dinner when at the last...
Bad News 1
Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.Patient: Well, might as...
Men And Lino
Here’s one for you…what do men and linoleum have in common?If you lay them...
Do you know what happens if you don’t pay your exorcist?
Do you know what happens if you don’t pay your exorcist?You get repossessed!
Polish Groom Is:
Q: How do you tell which is the Groom at a Polish wedding?A: He’s...
No Pubic Hair?
A husky foreigner, looking for sex, accepted a prostitute’s terms.When she undressed, he noticed...
An army private went to see the Medical Captain for a new…
An army private went to see the Medical Captain for a new pair of...