What has two legs and bleeds?
What has two legs and bleeds? Half a dog.
Now, that is disgusting!
Mommy,mommy:can I play with grandma? Shut up kid, you dug her up twice last...
Three women, A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde…
Three women, A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde, all come home from work...
Another Clinton Joke…
Q: Bill & Hilary Clinton are on a sinking ship, who gets saved? A:...
The funniest blonde jokes
I knew a blonde that was so stupid that……. she called me to get...
What’s the worst thing about being a paedophile?
Q: What’s the worst thing about being a paedophile?A: Having to go to bed...
Mrs. Grednik, who was a little on the chubby side…
Mrs. Grednik, who was a little on the chubby side, was at her weight-watchers...
His military etiquette
|Officer: Soldier, do you have change for a dollar? Soldier: Sure, buddy. Officer: That’s...
How many women with PMS does it take to…
Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in alight bulb?A:...
Steven Wright on dogs
|The other day, I was walking my dog around my building…on the ledge. Some...