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Hillbillies
How do you castrate a hillbilly? Kick his sister in the mouth!
What do you get…
What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato?A DICTATOR!!
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The politician was sitting at his campaign headquarters…
The politician was sitting at his campaign headquarters when the phone rang. He listened...
The Essay.
A university creative writing class was asked to write a concise essay containing the...
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Seen in my local paper’s “readers sales” section. FOR SALE BY OWNER Complete set...
Did you hear about the guy who got his vasectomy done at Sears?
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Congratulations
A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed:”Come and bury my wife.”"But I...