Mothers taught us
|Things My Mother Taught MeMy Mother taught me LOGIC…”If you fall off that swing...
Tell what happened
|The policeman arrived at the scene of an accident to find that a car...
Old farmer Johnson was dying…
Old farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed.With a low...
Frying Pan
Q: How is a blonde like a frying pan?A: You have to get them...
Terms of Endearment!
Bernie was invited to his friend’s home for dinner. Morris, the host, preceded every...
M and M’s
Yo momma so stupid that she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.
Ideal Computer Problem Report Form
In order to streamline the handling of problems within the system. Please fill out...
Redneck Doctor
How can you determine that a death certificate was filled by a redneck doctor?He...
The 12 marriages!
A lawyer got married to a woman who had previously been married 12 times....
Dumb Blonde Crooks
Two blonde robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said, “I hear sirens....