Behind the Hedge
This man had been having a few beers down at the neighbourhood bar. It...
How do you pick up TWA flight attendants?
Q: How do you pick up TWA flight attendants?A: With a fishing pole!
A lady was in a hardware store looking at…
A lady was in a hardware store looking at a fishing poles. She asked...
Girlfriend
You might be a redneck when you say ho-down and your girlfriend hits the...
Why I Fired My Secretary
Why I Fired My Secretary I woke up early, feeling depressed because it was...
Having Children Is Like:
Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain or, having...
Gimme some aspirin!
Joe has always had an uncontrollable twitch in hisleft eyelid since young. Fred has...
What do you call a…
What do you call a prostitute covered in tattoos?The Scenic Root.
A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter…
A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter.Mother:...
How Many cochroaches…?
Q.) How many cochroaches does it take to turn on a light?A.) No one...