Counting some sheep
|An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and so he decides to go...
Wash Hair In Sink
Q: Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?A: Because, that’s where you’re...
Why couldn’t the blond pass her drivers test?
Q: Why couldn’t the blond pass her drivers test?A: Every time the car stopped...
Why are E.T.s eyes so big?
Why are E.T.s eyes so big? Because he saw the phone bill.
Screen Door
Q: What does a screen door and a blonde have in common? A: The...
Appropriate punishment
Through the kitchen window a farmer’s wife sees herson coming home from school. The...
Two bikers were talking at a bar…
Two bikers were talking at a bar.”How’s married life?” asks the first.”It’s fine,” says...
Jumping blonde
A blonde, brunette and a redhead run to the top of a burning building....
In comparision
Dear Abby:I was married to Bill for three months and I didn’t know he...
Grandma’s Advice
There was this virgin that was going out on a date for the first...