New scientific thoeries IV
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Now That We’re Married
When we were dating, my husband used to always tell me those three magic...
Why did the fish blush?
Why did the fish Blush?Because it saw the ocean’s bottom.
Accountant in Heaven
|An accountant dies and goes to Heaven. He reaches the pearly gates and is...
yo mamma so fat
Yo mama is so fat that she needs a book mark to keep track...
A fair offer
One day this fellow noticed that a new couple had movedinto the house next...
Monahan stumbled into a saloon
|Monahan stumbled into a saloon, half crocked. “Say,” he said to the bartender, “how...
One day, a Smartie and a Polo were having a drink in the pub…
One day, a Smartie and a Polo were having a drink in the pub.Suddenly...
Sword playing
Two bums were sitting on a street curb, bored as ever.Then, one of them...
Gay Hired Hand
There once was a successful rancher who died and left everything to his devoted...