Do you see the dead bird?
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Just Ducky!
If ever you want to annoy someone who annoys you, just say this punchline...
Airline
A blonde buys a plane ticket to Miami. (It’s a coach Ticket). When she...
65 Bumper Stickers!
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What is it called when a blonde blows in another blond’s ear?
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I get so drunk that I imagine things
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George Carlin’s Reflections on Life:1. Never raise your hands to you kids. It leaves...
Doctors Daiquiri
A Doctor made it his regular habit to stop at a bar for a...
A definition of God
A little boy was learning about God in his church, and he was talking...
Paint the Porch
Hobo shows up at the front door of a grand mansion. The owner comes...