Kentucky Crazy Law
No person shall sell, exchange, offer to sell or exchange, display or possess living...
A Blonde Got Robbed
A blonde phoned police to report that thieves had been in her car. “They’ve...
yo mama is so fat.. lost
Yo mama’s so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost
Why can’t Chinese barbecue?
Q: Why can’t Chinese Barbecue?A: Because the rice falls through the grill
Helping your father
|A clergyman walking down a country lane and sees a young farmer struggling to...
A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet…
A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet.”I want...
Three Dogs
There were three dogs at the vet talking to each other when one says,”I...
The way you say it
|It’s not what you say, but the way you say it.On a blind date,...
Do you smoke after sex?
Boyfriend: Do you smoke after sex?Girlfriend: Dunno, I’ve never looked
The beach
How did the sand get wet?The sea weed!