This one is really disgusting…
Two fags are on a picnic,and the first guy says,”I have to take adumpski,”and...
Nice, but rough
An elephant was having a horrible time in the jungle because a horseflykept biting...
Knights of Columbus and Shriners
What is the difference in a Knights of Columbus and a Shriner? Answer: A...
Travel in a sailboat
|The banker fell overboard from a friend’s sailboat.The friend grabbed a life preserver, held...
How’s business?
|Two lawyers met at a cocktail party late one night.”How?s business?” asked the first.”Rotten,”...
Caught In Zippo
Q: What do you get when something gets caught in your Zippo?A: Zippo Marx.
Write for mail order
|An elderly fisherman wrote to a mail order house the following: “Please send me...
Scientists Decode the First Message From an Alien Civilization…
scientists Decode the First Message From an AlienCivilization…Simply send 6 x 10 to the...
The world’s smartest man?
|A pilot, Michael Jordon, Bill Gates, the Pope, and a pizza delivery man were...
Right Leg
Q: What did the blonde’s right leg say to the left leg?A: Nothing. They’ve...