Did you hear about the queer deaf mute?
Did you hear about the queer deaf mute? – Neither did he.
Don’t Cut
An American has sex with a Soviet emigre woman and catches a strange venereal...
Why do they call it PMS?
Why do they call it PMS?Mad Cow disease was already taken.
A New York Lawyer
A New York Divorce Lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. Saint Peter...
Read the label first!
Some actual product warning labels:On the bottle-top of a (UK) flavoured milk drink –...
A small mistake
The divorce court was attentive as the wealthy Yuppette complained to the Judge that...
How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ?
How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ?Take them out their wheelchair.
The blonde Thanksgiving dinner
|It was the first time the blonde was eating Thanksgiving dinner without her family....
I think that I’m a chicken
|Psychiatrist: What’s your problem?Patient: I think I’m a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has this been...
Food for Thought
Patient: Doctor, you’ve gotta help me. I eat apples, apples later come out into...