Dwayne
Knock Knock! Who’s There? Dwayne. Dwayne Who? Dwayne The Bathtub and I’m Dwowning!
Getting Better
Patient: Please tell me, doctor, am I getting better? Doctor: I think so. But...
The duck in the bar
A duck walks into a bar, sits down at the barstool, and waits for...
Tough Stuff!
A new mortuary in a tough mill town decided to advertise in an unorthodox...
A family was having dinner on Mother’s Day…
A family was having dinner on Mother’s Day. For some reasonthe mother was unusually...
The Emergency
A well respected surgeon was relaxing on his sofa one evening just after arriving...
Poof!
A government employee found an old brass lamp in a filing cabinet. When he...
Ten Signs That You’re At A Bad Zoo
|1. When no one else is looking, you swear that the monkeys are mocking...
Why is a joke like pussy?
Why is a joke like pussy?Neither’s any good if you don’t get it.
Reasons For Being Stood Up
Reasons Dates Have Given For Standing Someone UpI showed up early and decided I...