Tuns of PunsGalore – Part III
We painted our floor with luminous paint. So now the florescent what it used...
As US tourists in Israel…
As US tourists in Israel, a man and his wife were sitting outsidea Bethlehem...
Farmboy & Bull
Little farmboy comes in late for school. Teacher asks why he’s late. Farmboy replies...
The only true religion
One day God called the Pope, and he said “John Paul I have good...
Employee evaluations.
Quotes taken from actual employee evaluations:1. “Since my last report, this employee has reached...
Smart Blonde
Q: What do you call a smart blonde?A1: A golden retriever.A2: A labrador.A3: An...
Casey married a rich widow
|Casey married a rich widow, but they didn’t get along. One day she said...
A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter…
A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter.Mother:...
Going to the Doctors
There was this guy who was sick so he went to the doctor. The...
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctors office…
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor’s office.After the check-up, the doctor took...