A girl goes to the doctor…
A girl goes to the doctor. She says, “Doc, I’m freakin’ out…I’m freakin’ out…my...
A mouse sandwich!
|What’s gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside?A mouse sandwich!
The Mink Coat
A man walks into a very posh Rodeo Drive furrier with a gorgeous blonde...
You’re hired!
A guy goes in to apply at the U.S. Postal Service for a job.During...
Dyslexic Pimp
Heard about the dyslexic pimp? He bought a warehouse!
Kids at the Wedding
|At a friend’s wedding, everything went smoothly until it was time for the flower...
The Top 10 Signs You’re Flying On A Bad Airline
The engine’s being held on by duct tape. You see the Gorilla from those...
Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?
Q: Why is having a wank like eating McDonald’s?A: Because it’s always exactly the...
Nearly Fatal Clock
A wife complains, “A wall clock almost killed my mother-in-law today. It fell only...
Be Proud of Me Prayer!
Dear Heavenly Father,I think you’d be proud of me! So far today I’ve done...