Blonde Nurse?
Doctor: Did you take the patient’s temperature? Nurse: No. Is it missing?
Suspense!
How do you keep an idiot in suspense?
Never Forget
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One is negative one
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The family of tomatoes
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Wifespeak
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Two neighbors had been fighting each other…
Two neighbors had been fighting each other fornigh on four decades. Bob buys a...
Slammin ‘em down!
A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman, “Give...
Blonde on Horseback
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WHAT DO YOU CALL A BLONDE STANDING ON HER HEAD?
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