Dem’ smart city folk
|A man from the city is out plowing his field and gets his tractor...
Winning Nobel prize
|A man is driving down a country road, when he spots a farmer standing...
Elephant vs Ants Soccer Game
It was a boring Sunday afternoon in the jungle so the Elephants decided to...
Forgive me I have sinned…
A man goes to the confessional and begins “Forgive me Father, for I have...
What is the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
What’s the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?One snatches watches and the...
What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?
Here’s a lame one….What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?Chocolate-chip cookie DOH!
Tied in an election
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Miami mice!
|What squeaks as it solves crimes?Miami mice!
If She Married Him, She’d Be…
If Yoko Ono married Sonny Bono, she’d be Yoko Ono Bono.If Dolly Parton married...
Musical Instruments
Why does Clinton play the saxophone?’Cause he can no longer play with his ‘hore-monica!