A Favor
I know I haven’t known you very long and I shouldn’t be asking you...
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Why did the chicken cross the road?- To escape an oppressive military regime.
There was a little old man who had a bit of a speech impediment…
There was a little old man who had a bit of a speech impediment.One...
I can do better than this!
|What did God say after he created man?I can do better than this!
Ventriloquist
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he’s doing a show...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard X
MOST IMPORTANTLY: DON’T forward any of this to your boss by mistake!!!
Mailman Here?
Husband: Honey, has the mailman come yet?Wife: No, but he’s panting and sweating pretty...
Revised Christmas days
|Effective immediately, the following economizing measures are being implemented in the “Twelve Days of...
The Tyson one-liners
|Q: What did Louis Farrakahn say to Mike Tyson after the fight?A: No stupid...
A Hookers Life
A hooker was explaining her lifestyle to a girlfriend.”I put on stocking on one...