Christmas at the Post Office
Mail your packages early so that the post office can lose them in time...
An American and an Irishman
|An American and an Irishman were enjoying a ride in the country when they...
Voodoo Dick
Once upon a time, there once was a traveling salesman who’s wife was a...
Will the father be present during the birth?
“Will the father be present during the birth?”asked the obstetrician.”Nah,” replied the mother-to-be,”He and...
Food quotes and quips
|Food quotes, quips, and thoughts . . .”Artichokes … are just plain annoying …...
Turnaround is fair play!
A guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman. After an hour...
Cigarette Warnings
Recent Canadian government research has shown that cigarette smoking not only impairs sexual ability,...
Be
A man dies and goes to heaven. Saint Peter asks him what religion he...
Touring a new saw mill
|Two Newfies landed themselves a job at a saw mill. Just before morning the...
Brand Name Condoms
Which condom would you use?Nike Condoms: Just do it.Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.Diet...